LAWS OF POTATO

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

My second full-odds shiny?

Sunday afternoon; after having just defeated Diantha again, I needed to change out some PokΓ©mon at the PC. Not thinking, I rolled through Aquacorde Town and eventually came to the Santalune forest. Realizing that I can't fly through, I decided to ride on through on my bike. After some lame Caterpie and Scatterbug encounters, I was nearing the end, with just one more patch of tall grass to go. At the last single blade of grass, I was annoyingly greeted with by one last encounter. To my surprise, I got one of the worst shiny PokΓ©mon I've ever seen.

Even though my shiny level 100 Gallade (not to flex) knew false swipe, I didn't dare attack it, as it's a 1/4096 chance this li'l guy even showed his face. I tossed an Ultra Ball at him and after I caught him, saved about a trillion times. Next I had to go show off the catch to the DCL Kid.

What was my first full-odds shiny? A Magikarp in Sootopolis City.

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Saturday, February 15, 2020

Sonic the Movie Review

Last night, I left my small hole in suburbia and went to the theater to see the Sonic Movie.  And it surpassed my expectations! It was a surprisingly good and enjoyable to watch.

I could see the appeal toward younger human beings, but hey, it's Sonic. It's practically meant to have references to the video games. And Sanic. Pay attention to the part where he's talking about the residents of Green Hills and you'll see. And Green Hills itself is a reference to the classic first level of the games. These Easter eggs are one of the ways the film is a rewarding watch for nostalgic gamers and memers alike.

Overall, I'd give it a 8/10 because no Knuckles.

But if you do watch it, STAY FOR THE AFTER CREDITS SCENE!!!!!!!✈️✈️✈️✈️πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ✈️πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ✈️πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ✈️πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🐟🚒✈️🐟✔️πŸš’πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ✈️πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ stay epic, gamers

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Bruh

Tomodachi Life! Such a weird game, where your favorite friends, family members, and Jedi come together to play a game, get in fights and want new hats. I love this game.

I mean, sometimes it's too perfect, like when the Regginator himself and Jonesy from Fortnite have a real battle royale to settle their 15-minute disagreement.

Super Bowl Sunday: people go to parties, hang out with friends, but no no no! If I'm enjoying my life, who's gonna give Link or Matt from Wii Sports a new hat? Also, the wood head dudes (robots in Europe) wear football Jerseys on Niners v Chefs day. Pretty cool indeed.

It's not a new game. It's not a relevant game. It's probably not gonna be even semi-relevant until they port it on the new console in 20 years. But still I love it.

I'd like a new hat.

I'd like some new clothes. Something ___ would be nice.

I'd like a new look for my apartment.

I had a fight with ___. I'm so upset.

Please help me calm down first.

I feel a lot calmer now. I'm going to try to patch things up.

I'm sorry about what happened.

I'm sorry too.

I'm still not over it.

I have feelings for ___.

Where should I tell them?

How should I tell them?

Should I get changed first?

Ok, I'll get ready and then DO IT!

(Insert bad pickup line)

I'm sorry.

I was rejected. Ouch.

What am I doing with my life?

My second full-odds shiny?

Sunday afternoon; after having just defeated Diantha again, I needed to change out some PokΓ©mon at the PC. Not thinking, I rolled through Aq...