LAWS OF POTATO

Laws of Potato

LAWS OF POTATO:

1. Comic Sans is the best font, even though it's not available on this site.

2. It's still only me writing.  No friends yet.

3. Comment submissions.

4. Ricardo needs pants.

5. Leave your entries in the comments below, and I'll add submissions, in the next time I want to.

6. Metroid is the best franchise.

7. Good luck pulling off THAT combo in Smash Bros.

8. Ridley is the best Smasher.

9. I'm at school right now.  Don't w

10. This is going to be a while, so sit back, relax, and grab a snack, if you are reading this after I update it even more.

11. Follow me.

12. Should I start a Youtube Channel?

13. Maybe.

14. I'm hungry.

15. If you are reading this, don't read this.

16. Use code 'GamePotato' in the Fortnite store.

17. Actually, don't. It's not real.

18. This is so sad.

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21. The glitch has been fį̸̢͇̩͚̰̰͚̩̬̬̻͕͓̯͖͊͌͊͗̍̐̎̆̂̀̈́̉̋̀̓̍́̏̎̋̑͛̌̃͌͋͛̾̆̃̎̓͘͜͝͠x̷̡̧̢̛̺̱͎̜̺̫̹̼̣̮̜̜̞͚̺͍͚͇̖̤̠͔̪̪̪̼̟̱̹͍̻̯̬̯̝͚̞͓̙͍̪̩̗̪̫̬̗͎̖̭̃̊̐̽̀̉̍̓͆͑̀͌͊́̓̀̐̄͒̽͐͌̌͊́̋̃͐͋̅͊̈́̉̏̃͂͋̃̕̚͝͝e̴̡̧̧̡̡̢̧̛̥̯͙̫̭̳̳͓͈͖̹̩̠͖̘̠̪̣̬͇̻̳̱̣̤͇͈̙̠̰̦͕͕̫̭̯̳̪̲͆̉̌̔̐́͗̽̔̍͑̊͌́͑̈́̐̎͗̎͂͒̿̎̇̓̀͑̐͑̈́̓̓̆̈́̈́́̽̆̂́͗͂͛͗̽̽͛͘͠ḑ̶̧̢̨̨͖͙̙̝̰̪̗̝̯̼̭̱̫̪̪̱͔̹̙̰̤̩̰̘̰͈̖͖͈̗̰̫͔͍̯͇̘̞̮̙̲̻̪̘̲̻̦͕̤͕̬͈̤̀̑̀̈́̎̽̑̀͌͆̇̈́̉̀͊̎̈̐̈́̈͆̈́̅͂̓̔̈́͛̓͂̋̏́̈́̏̒̒͐̊̈́̌̆͑̆͛͒̍̀̚̕̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͝ͅ.̸̧̨̼̮͇͔͖͈̼̪͓̺̫̩̫̝̅͌̾̿̈́̿̉̓̿̓̍̐̅̍̄͘͘͜ ̷̧̧̧̨̢̡̧̛͓͕͍̯̘̪͙̫̜͎͍͓͖̪̳̭̱̦̙̝͔̲͙̜̻̫̲͕̘͚͓̭̼͓̙͎͙̥̟̲̩̼̮͍̭̗̟̦͉͇̂̒̍͆̃́́̓͗͘͜ ̴̨͕̭͈͈̂̉͊̾͆̈́̉̈͆̓̈͘͜ͅŢ̵̨̢̢̨̧̹͔͓̫̘̠̦̥̬̦͓͖̙̬̞̰̰̣̩̝̣̝̮͈̗͚̟͙̞͇͎̦͍͉̬̼̼̙̱̙̙̙̘͔̟̙̜̟͍̖͖̒͑̍̊̾̊̔͜͜͜͝ḩ̶̛̙̭̯̪͈̣̼̖͌̀̏̆̓̈́͌̔͗͌̽̌̿̓̽̃̌͋͆̈͌͐̓͌͋͂̓̌̾̄́̿͐̐̈́̀́̅͐̐͐̍̓͗̓̿͒̚͘͘̕̕͠͠a̷̞̦̦͇̘̤̜̲̜͚̭̥͈̾̿̌̓̉̏̏͂̈́́̍̑̿̐̾̿̓͆̕ņ̶̧͓̝̜͚̤̰̘̪̣̜͓̲̾̾́̌̓́̑̀̉̔̏̀̆̾̒́̆͋̑͗̔͂́̽̌͛̓̈́̏̔̊͆͂́͜͝͝͝ķ̶̛̛̖͈̺̗̪͈͚͖͔̝̝̺͉̳̯̗̪̹̠̼̱͖̜̘͕̫̞͓̩̗̳̞͍̩̼̙̞̖̾̌̿̀̊̓̋́̀̃̆̀̕͘̕ͅͅs̴̛̛̛̛͖̬̞͚͚̫̬͎͈̥̥̖͇̙͙͉͚͇͗̍͂̓́̎̈́̏̌̎̒̾͗͑̈͛̓̾͊̅̓͒̂͊̏́͆̿̈́̊̽̏͗̋̑͒̚͘͘̕̚̕̕͝͝͝ ̴̧̧͉̪̘̺̞̮̮̙̩͓̏̅̆̃̏̈́̒̂ͅf̸̡̧͈̩̲̯̜͕͚̼͚̯͎͎̭̱̦͓͍͍̠̜͓̗̥͕̝̮̫͍̙̦͇̦̠̥͕̱̺͔̥̫̳̈́̂̐̊̀̀̏̒̍̈́̽̈̂̎̌̈́̀͜͠͝o̵̢̧̨̨̡̧̡͕̦̼̮̲͓̳͉͉̩͈̭̬̜̪͖̙̠̩̲̟̫̺͔͖̹̳͉͎̭̩̰͙͍̱͎͚̪̬̬͇̠̠̗͇̼̯̹̝͇̜̟̬̾̽̏͋̂͘͜͜ͅr̸̡̨̡̛̦͓̯͕͈̮̱̰̰̜̲̱̲͖͔͙̳̗͉̞̫̗̬̿͆͌̒̑̎̀̓̀̋̒̇̾́̇̓̂̄͋̀̀̓̅̈́̇̇͐̀̔̈́̓͘͘ͅ ̵̨̨̨̧̩͈̖̳̰̳̦͖͎̤̠̭̯͇̙̼̤͕͖͇̺̹͎̮̳̝̼͚͇̗͕̬͎̹̘̜̻̣͎̻̘̝̺̰͎̭͈̙̟̘̰̯̰̹̳̪̼̰̤̰̙̩͗̉͊͌̈́̌͗̉̊̿͑͑̈́̃̇͐̀̇̊͊̿̀̈́̓̎̏́̌̀̌͜͜y̸̧̢̧̨̧̹͎̳̲̲̻̞̱̦̭̪̙͇̟͓̜̳̠̺̭̩͓͚̜͉̲̞̜̬̗̩͓̭͓̬͓͔̗͈͖̺͓͎̤̼̫̫͉͜͝ǫ̸̧̧̛̮̗̜̙̺͇̲̲͓̥̲̠̥͇̖͎̗̂͑̑̓͗̃͗̋͗͂̔̊̎͑̀̈́̎͑͌̑̇̈́̒̋͗̉̉̑̃̿̎̀͋̅̇̎̿͑͐̎̉̂͐̀̑̽̃̏̓͗̆̽͘̚͜͠͠͝͠ư̶̡̢̢̗͓̜̺̱̣̩̯̹̔͆͗̈́͐̅̀̍͆̿̓̇̐̆́̈́͛̎͌̊̍̉́̎̏̑̈́̄̇̆́͗͠͝͝͠͠ŗ̸̧̛̛̩͈̺̼̥͖͚̮̱̝̞͇͓̘̘̟̠̗̳̋̃̈̾̿͆͒̅̋́̾́̆̄͌͊́̈͑͛̅̆̏̆̾̌͒̒̃̇̓͘͘̕͘͘͠ ̸̲̠̮̭̞̜̱͉̭̪͕͚̻̰̫̘̱̳̦͕͊͆̊̆͜p̸̨̛̞͍̟̠̜̜̟͕͖̤̖̰͉͑́̈́͒̍̌͐͌̎̈́̉͌̎̂̈́͛̏̈͐̎̓́̐͆̈́̅̆̃͊̀͛͆̑̌͐͌̈́̓̊̏͌͒͂̂̅̌́͆͘̕̚̕̕̚͜͝͝͝͠͠a̶̡̡̧̡̨̧̢̛̰̩̤̲̝̠̠͖̰͉̗̰̪͙̤͓͕̦̗̦̥̙̖̭̖͗͗̈́͐̀͑̓̾̆̏͗̓͐͗̈̆̊̍̈́̒͋͊̽̐̈̆̒͊̃̀̎̃̊̋̊̈́̓̄͑̅̓̊̉̚̚̚͝͠ͅt̸̡̧̧̘̱̗͎̻̗̠͈̦̲̙͚̯̩̻͚̻̪̝̩̹̩̜͈̥̩̭̻̠̰͎̯̩̮̜̼̹̥̥̩͕̙͙̣̹̞̼̳̜̦͔̆̍̀̄͂̀͆̀̊͆̾́̍̈̅͘͘ͅͅi̴̢̨̨̡̛̜̜̣͎̝͚͓̯͖̫͙̻̲̭̬͕̺͕̣̥̦̝̫̝͎̜̖̠͕͍̰̥̱̜̜̹̮̥̫͍͈̘͇͍̘̳̭̋̎́̇̋̊́̈́͋̉̓̎̂̏͂͐̿͐̈́̋̆̿̊̍̽͛́̈́̈́̋̊̕̚͠͝͠ͅe̵͙̣̬̣̘͙̻͓̩̫͎̭̫͔͙̮̙͕̱̼̥͎̙̟̟̣͙͈̥͎͙̖̗̅͑͒̀̑̓͆̈̈̈́̀̑̚͘͝͝͠ͅn̶̢̡̡̢̡͖̮͇̱̣̜̰̤̥̼̤̗̰͔̬̩̰͖̟̬͎̘̤̹̗̣͚̰̖̞̹͉͉̩̭̥̠̰̼̹̠̥̜̤̭̯̝͉̣̝̜͚̐͌̊̊̈̈̿͐̀̽̋̎̈́̄̈́̄̓̈́̇̽̌̎̀̑͘͘̕͘̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅc̸̛͎͇̯̮̠͙̩̊́̈́̾͑́̐̋͗̉́̑̔̈́̌̀́̄̈̒̾͒̂̅̎̑̾͑̐͑͌̽͒̇͛͑͊̆̚̚͠͠é̶̡̨̧̢̛̳̩̟̺͚̟̩̣͇̟̗͚̮̜͎̫͙̼̋̈́̀͗̽̿̎̽̓̐̋̐̋́̔̈́̆͐̾͛͑͋̄̒̈́̊̏̔̄̓̐́̊̌̇͋͒̚̕͝͝.̷̡̧̧̡̛̹̮̗̹̻̫̭̜̲̱̳̬̬̰̟͉͕̬͍̳̣̲̺͖̙̥̼̖̥̫̬̲̦͖͕͖̗͇̳̣̘͈̝̖͇̭̮̝͋͊̽͌͗͑̎̿̓͆͌͋̇͊̈̒̆̄̂͛̽̃͛́̊͆̽̈́͗͒̉̀̌͂́̄̐̔̓̄̍̄̈́͋̌̄̌́͂͊́͐̚̕̕͘͘͘͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅ












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27. I have diagnosis.

28. Bern: Last online 20 minutes ago.

29. You see a large hippo lumbering toward you, his theme song pounding in your ears.  You run down the halls, past doors and doors, until there is no doors left for you to pass.  You rattle the nearest door handle with urgency.  It is locked.  The hippo is a few feet away from you.  It is too late.  Moto Moto got you.

YOU DIED.  RETRY?
YES               NO          MILKSHAKE



30. You see a large hippo lumbering toward you, his theme song pounding in your ears.  You run down the halls, past doors and doors, until there is no doors left for you to pass.  You rattle the nearest door handle with urgency.  It is unlocked.  You run inside, but it is merely a closet.  You frantically search the room.  You find a large microwave.  You open it.  Inside there is a sledgehammer.  You take it out, leave the closet, and boom, bam, badabop, boom, POW!  You nail the hippo on the head and he falls to the floor unconcious.

31. Uh huh the answer is CLEEEAAAARRR it's the thirst thirstiest time of the year!

32. I really need to get some readers.

33. I want to write a book.

34. I want new Mario Strikers game.

35. With new funky mode.

36. And Funky in Smash.

37. How do you get the beeeg Yoshi?

38. Yeah, yeah, he's sitting there.

39. I gotta go now, viewers, and get back to playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

40. Yeet.

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