Wednesday, August 21, 2019
I'm a Lucario Main now?
Saturday, August 10, 2019
Mario Strikers on Switch?
Thursday, July 18, 2019
Go Back.
Monday, July 8, 2019
The best Smash Bros. Ultimate controller?
Recently, we acquired a GameCube wireless controller for the Switch and it really has seemed worth it. I was stage-spiking, wombo-comboing like never before with my Ridley. I have never been really good at Smash Ultimate but I seem to be showing improvement with this new controller.
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
Tomodachi Life Theory
Friday, May 10, 2019
Season 9!
I am going to make something amazing pretty soon.
Wednesday, March 27, 2019
Fortnite: A Story
A long time ago (two years), a company on the small side called Epic Games set out to make a game that combines the zombie survival of games like Left4Dead and the building elements of Minecraft. In 2011, a trailer was released for a grim, horror-type survival game called Fortnite. Fast-forward about 6 years and Fortnite was initially released. The game was released for $40 on Xbox One, Playstation 4, and PC.
Eventually, Season 1 started. For the first time, players could buy skins and cosmetics. Instead of the battle pass, you had to level up enough to unlock the items, and then buy them with V-Bucks. To get the entire season's worth of items, you had pay a total of 4,400 V-Bucks.
Season 2 brought one of the most innovative cosmetic unlock systems so creative and well-built that other games like PUBG and even non-Battle Royale games like Rocket League incorporated. It's called the Battle Pass. By doing challenges you could unlock skins, emotes and other cosmetics.
Season 3 started the storyline with Omega and Carbide having battles and facing off until it all revealed to be just a movie.
At the start of Season 4, Dusty Depot was changed into Dusty Divot, a wide, open, crater with a research base in the center. Inside the base, they researched the meteorite, which housed the Visitor. Towards the end of Season 4, there was a rocket being built in a secret mountain fortress. At the end of Season 4, the rocket launched, almost obliterating Tilted Towers and creating a giant portal, now known as a rift, in the sky.
Season 5 started off big, with the biggest map changes anyone had ever seen at that time, with Anarchy Acres replaced with Lazy Links, and Moisty Mire replaced with Paradise Palms, Dusty now has trees, and of course a sprawling, rocky desert area with a junkyard, what people now call Little Mexico, a rest stop, race track, and restaurant. Of course, the city with the hotel, keyboard shop, endless swimming pools and three vending machine spawns. Season 5 is also the time I started playing Fortnite. I look back at those days, the Drum Gun days, where it was so easy to get a win, compared to nowadays.
Dusty now is a fertile, forested crater less appealing to snipers from that mountain by Salty. Eventually, the Cube was created near Paradise, and made its way from location to location, leaving runes on the ground and eventually stopped at Loot Lake, sinking, changing the surface to a bouncy, purple substance, and seemingly disappearing forever, right? Wrong.
Season 6 brought some new changes to the way we play Fortnite, with Shadow Stones, corrupted areas and, of course, the Island. Apparently, the cube was not done yet. It rose up, wearing the island in the center of the lake as a hat, with players able to fly around it in a cyclone. Eventually, it made its merry way on back to Loot Lake, and appeared to leak purple goo into the whirlpool. And it turned grayer everyday. And as I was preparing to hop into a match and watch the live event, guess what? We had to go to Kohl's. So it exploded, if you've been on this site since October, I covered it already.
And then there was Season 7. As the iceberg got dangerously closer and closer to the island, it made impact and added on a big chunk of land on to the southwestern quadrant. Guys, right now we need to pay a respect to Greasy and Flush. Those were my second- and third-favorite places to land (Shifty, baby!). Planes were also added and removed in this season. The Prisoner slowly melted free along with the castle at Polar Peak. The Ice King showed off his power in the Ice Storm event and the zombies came with it. Of course, I was away.
As Season 7 came to a close, the snow and ice melted some more, barely touching Tilted Towers. And then there was Season 8! What's not to love about dragons, a volcano, pirates and bananas? I don't know what Season 8 has in store just yet, but as soon as I do, I will let you know (but with my work ethic and habits, probably not).
So did you guys enjoy this? It was sitting unfinished in my draft box for months and finally got it done. This is probably the longest post I will ever write (work ethic again).
Friday, March 8, 2019
Shout-Out

Monday, March 4, 2019
It is a very sad time.
Friday, January 4, 2019
Top 3 games of 2018
Sunday, December 23, 2018
December in a Nutshell
Listen. I haven't been posting because of schoolwork and of course, gathering research data (Or what normal people call, playing videogames). I have some news. I'm cancelling Fortnite Potato. Alright ladies and gents, I know it sounds like a Grandayy video but here we go: December in a nutshell! Thursday, December 6: Fortnite Season 7 update, the biggest season map update, adding a whole new chunk of land, snow, the Block, Creative mode (which non- battle pass users didn't get to enjoy until later) and PLANES! Friday, December 7: Smash Ultimate is released! I've been playing that, have all the fighters (Dark Samus baby!). Thursday December 19: The 14 Days of Fortnite started. Complete a simple challenge each day to earn exclusive rewards, also, a new or returning LTM in each day. In Save The World you can get loads of loot each day. I got great stuff from a gold loot llama! Yeet!
Monday, November 19, 2018
Welcome to Gezeiten: My Fan-Made PUBG map!
Saturday, November 17, 2018
New Blog
Monday, November 5, 2018
The Cube is kaput!
Sunday, November 4, 2018
Fortnite Save the World
Friday, October 26, 2018
The very first Nerf Fortnite blaster has been announced!
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Fortnitemares
Please don't ditch my blog just because I've never spent money on Fortnite.
Sunday, October 14, 2018
Pokemon Wallpaper collection part 1
The first one is the best, Medkit.
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
Metroid Prime 4 Predictions
Monday, October 8, 2018
The Story Behind the Potato
Sunday, October 7, 2018
The Best Pokemon of all time
Mudkip! In the first ten minutes of my Pokemon Alpha Sapphire journey, I met this blue-orange bucket of fun for the first time. Soon, it evolved into Marshtomp and I was like 😥 and it was like 😁. Yeah. At that time, since I had little grasp on the concept of Pokemon farther than the cards... So, two summer weeks of Marshtomp looking at me like it wants a pokeblock every time it knocks out a Zigzagoon or sometimes even a Poochyena. Then at level 36, Marshtomp exploded into a Swampert. That was good, I think. Yeah. Then it was able to mega evolve. I don't feel good putting it in the PC or even the day-care. Well, what can I say? When you bring your favorite Pokemon from level 5 to level 100, you are kind of attached to it. I got kind of scared when my dog chewed up the game card, but the game still works. The only problem is that the card gets stuck in the slot. So there is the beginning of my Pokemon life in a nutshell. I herd u liek mudkipz. Me too.
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Metroid Prime 4
Welcome To Game Potato!
My second full-odds shiny?
Sunday afternoon; after having just defeated Diantha again, I needed to change out some Pokémon at the PC. Not thinking, I rolled through Aq...
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I spent a long time working on it. Gezeiten, meaning 'tide' in German, is an island off of Germany. Excuse the handwriting, I pref...
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Today I will start making the Laws of Potato. This will be a very long post constantly getting updated and formed. However, I am looking f...